This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the froth. A place to let your brain slip into something more comfortable, a

spar break for the mind. Are you sitting frothily?

Then we'll begin. I'm comedian husband Rod Gilbert I'm comedy writer white shant her. That's Rosie, a dog, and this is the froth.

This week's podcast was recorded in our basement in London.

And our special guest is Lloyd Langfordford who joins us remotely from Australia.

Be warned there is some occasional fruity language and content.

The headlines this week,

this week, frozen puff.

Special guest Lloyd Langford is stuck in Australia

and talks us through the difficulties of making sausage rolls in lockdown.

Accelerary after the fact,

Rod launches criminal investigation

when Lloyd admits lacing sausage rolls with celery.

What an animal.

Mouth to mouth, Sean and Lloyd go head to head, lip to mouth, Shannon Lloyd,

go head to head, lip to lip, tongue to tongue and tonsil to tonsil in the great British

kiss-off.

It makes it sound like we're going to get off to-com-comfooliz.

Snogmarry Avoid, comedian Elliot Steele agrees to talk to us, anonymously,

about what it's like to have a reputation as a bad kisser when you're in your 20s.

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