This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the froth. A place to let your brain slip into something more comfortable, a

spar break for the mind. Are you sitting frothily?

Then we'll begin. I'm comedian husband Rod Gilbert I'm comedy writer wife Shan Harris

That's Rosie, a dog, and this is the froth.

This week's podcast was recorded in our basement in London.

Our special guest is Rob Rouse, who joins joins us remotely and Barry is producing.

Be warned there is some occasional fruity language and content.

And the headlines this week.

There's a goose loose about this hooze.

Man's pet goose runs loose.

It is hooze.

A foot loose.

Everybody pick loose bits off your foot, foot loose, a foot loose, if there's a loose

bit on your foot, cut them loose. Man peels loose bits off his foot on busy commuter train and passengers are not amused.

What would they be?

Oh de Twalette!

Or amoosed?

Shush. Next headline.

Oh de Twaulet,

Isi Mysaki.

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