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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In a dispatch from a hotel room in Frederick, MD, Greg recalls Robert E. Lee, Raye Montague and The Resistance.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, it's your old pal the poop dog. I have a brand new comedy album out called The Resistance

0:04.2

recorded live at the punchline in San Francisco. Jennifer did the cover photography. Ryan McManaman produced

0:10.0

an edit of the album and I'm very very proud of it. It's available in iTunes, Spotify and all

0:14.6

exciting web platforms. Here's a tiny sample. I want the next precedent to be a woman but I've got

0:20.3

very specific about what I want in this because you hear it from men all the time. Well I devoted

0:24.8

for a woman but just not that woman. See I killed my mother with a 3D gun I printed at my house

0:35.3

the other day. Here are my qualifications for a woman president. I wanted to be a congenital liar.

0:47.4

I wanted to be wildly unsuccessful in business and leave a trail of tears and racism ever where she's

0:52.0

gone and hate bills, lawsuits and unhappy contractors. I want Susan Sarandon to stump for her.

1:00.3

I wanted to be wildly out of shape with a messed up haircut that looks like she sprayed it on and

1:04.3

then taped it down. I wanted to be a known predator you know. I wanted to say things like you

1:11.6

grab them by the man bag that's what you do man. Anyway I hope you find the time if you can to buy a

1:18.8

copy of the album. It's called The Resistance and you can download it right now. This is Greg

1:22.2

Proop saying thank you.

1:26.2

Oh yeah.

1:46.3

Hooray Harrah once again the smartest man in the world Proopcast takes to the ether this time

1:50.8

from the celubrius confines of the Hilton Garden Inn in Frederick, Maryland. Yeah that's right.

1:56.8

We're quite near the Civil War battle side of Antietam here which was one of the most horrible

2:03.0

and deadly battles of the entire Civil War and that's the sounds, the dulcet sounds of Aritha

2:08.0

Franklin doing yet another cover of the young lousicles Groven. It is in fact to Sunday afternoon

2:14.1

and as I prepare here to get ready to go to do the Who's Live anyway show tonight with Dave

2:20.8

Foley sitting in for Ryan Stiles that's right the genius from Kids in the Hall. Joel Murray a

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