From Where God Tried to Suck Out the Poison

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It’s time to make a billion on streaming. Anthony starts the process of putting together his band with a single that is going straight to the top of the charts.

HelixSleep.com/JRVP

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0:00.0	Roll it.
0:03.6	Oh yeah, one pre-roll today.
0:06.2	It's from Helix.
0:07.4	You should never have to compromise on comfort.
0:09.3	Helix has mattresses with cooling technology
0:12.1	that helps regulate your body temperature,
0:14.0	whatever the season.
0:15.6	By supporting Helix, you're supporting us.
0:17.3	Go purchase your Helix.
0:18.4	Thank me later for your best night's sleep.
0:21.2	Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders
0:25.0	and two free pillows for our listeners.
0:27.1	Go to HelixSleep.com slash J-R-V-P.
0:30.2	HelixSleep.com J-R-V-P.
0:33.2	This is their best offer yet.
0:34.4	It will not last long with Helix better sleep.
0:37.3	Starts now that one pre-roll.
0:39.0	Luscious, not as juicy as Flow Rida.
0:43.4	Body surfing with the baby.
0:45.3	The perils of Kiss in Your Turtle
0:46.8	and a reader that questions the very premise
0:50.1	that emails are a thing.
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