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The Trawl

From Villa Park to Tel Aviv: The Beautiful Game Gets Ugly

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

News, Politics, Government

4.7867 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

This Week on The Trawl it's winners and losers time... and Reform appear to be losing in a rather spectacular fashion. Marina and Jemma break down the implosion: Russian ties, disappearing councillors, and a Kent council Zoom meltdown that makes Jackie Weaver look like a stateswoman. Oh, and Nigel Farage’s partner? She’s now reportedly embroiled in a criminal probe over alleged EU fund fraud. Suddenly it's all looking a bit spicy...


Meanwhile, the Greens are quietly stacking up wins, the Lib Dems are snatching by-elections, and Reform’s “party of business” can’t even file VAT properly. If this is their political auditions, they're flunking hard.


Then it’s the Aston Villa vs. Maccabi Tel Aviv saga, where British politicians united to defend a fanbase banned for racist violence. The outrage machine kicked into action and Starmer ended up looking like a massive bell after the Israeli police banned their own fans - unless of course they're antisemitic too? 


Plus: Celia Imrie’s viral moment, Traitors spoilers (don’t worry, none here), and Tommy Robinson’s baffling football pivot to Tel Aviv Yellow. It’s football, farce, and fury - with a side of righteous indignation.


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0:00.0

I love AI. Do you use AI? Do you use CHT-T-P-T-P-T? Do you know Chichip-T? I love Chachip-T. I love it.

0:06.4

I love it.

0:06.4

I love it.

0:07.4

Hello and welcome to the trawl, where we scrape the bottom of the political barrel so you don't have to.

0:21.8

I'm Gemma Forte. And I'm Marina Perkis. And oh, it's a packed one for you today. We've got a few winners

0:28.1

and a generous helping of life's absolute losers. And speaking of losers, let's kick off with this clip,

0:35.0

which Tader A. Camp posted with the caption, when my friends

0:39.5

showed me a video of what I did after I had too much wine last night.

0:44.1

There is a video that is circulating online now. Have you seen this?

0:47.5

No, that's probably AI, generating.

0:50.7

That is going to be my response going forward.

1:11.6

Absolutely. A-I, mate. Absolutely AI, mate. Talking of which, I just want to quickly read this thread, which Jonathan co-wrote. He said, my 14-year-old self would never have guessed that in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button. You'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket. And the

1:17.0

president of the USA would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens. That, my

1:23.8

true friends, we will be talking about in Friday's episode. I think Natasha Devon had it

1:30.0

right the other week. Did we all die during COVID? And this is some kind of weird dream.

1:33.4

Possibly. Yes, we will be talking about that in Friday's episode. We will indeed. And since we're

1:40.0

on the subject of AI, I think personally, as we head towards 2026, in order to be taken

1:46.9

even vaguely seriously, it's probably important not to sound totally demented when you're

1:51.7

talking about it. And also, ideally, not to give away what a freaking bone idol, cheat of a man you are.

2:00.4

Yes, here he is, everybody. No doubt he'll be

2:03.2

featuring a little bit more, maybe even next week, because he is currently being scrutinised

2:07.4

during the COVID inquiry, which of course is no laughing matter. However, reverting to type in

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