Welcome to the Lance Wall Now Show. I'm glad you with me today. It's the holidays. It's Christmas.

And you know, I'll tell you a little background story here in my office.

Occasionally, I might complain about something now and then. And, you know, the, well, I think it's the overreaction.

I was complaining it was too warm in the studio. So we started going Arctic in the studio, like a lot of TV stations.

Freezing cold.

That's why I'm wearing my Fonzie leather jacket today.

I'm not trying to go back to Happy Days.

I just put it on because I was cold.

But you know what it made me think about?

Mike Lindell, because I also put on these slippers when I wake up in the morning,

and I put my feet in there because they're like a furry interior.

I don't know what this faux fur is, like rabbit fur, but they're so solid.

I actually went shopping accidentally.

I look like one of those mafia guys who

walks around in public with a bathrobe on. I was, you know, under witness protection. I was,

I was walking, and as someone pointed out, are you wearing Mike Lindell's slippers? I said,

oh my gosh, how embarrassing. But they feel like that. By the way, I now have the Egyptian cotton Giza sheets.

I'm glad I got that right. I thought there were Gaza sheets, but that would have been a real

faux pas. But they're Giza sheets and they're nice and soft in your skin. My reason for saying that,

and then I got my Michaelindale pillow backstage before I do Flashpoint. Like in two hours,

I'll be doing an evening newscast, and I go, sleep on the American flag. How patriotic am I? You, when you're thinking about shopping for Christmas, don't underestimate the power of that great patriot, Michael Indel. And they, if you ever do the bathrobes, they weigh about 50 pounds. You never want to get through, if you ever wanted

to get rid of somebody, just wrap them in a Mike Lindell bathrobe and throw them in a swimming pool

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