FROM THE VAULT: The Turpin Family

True Crime Creepers

Cloud10

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

We will return from our break in just a few weeks, and in the meantime we hope you enjoy this bonus episode from 2023! Early in the morning on January 14, 2018, police in Perris, California performed a welfare check at 160 Muir Woods Road. David and Louise Turpin took several minutes to answer the door, and when they did, they looked terrified. Louise’s eyes were huge, and they were breathing heavily. Their decades-long secret was about to be revealed, but deputies were not prepared for what was inside that house. Sponsors: Better Help Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/CREEPERS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.
0:03.6	What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?
0:07.8	Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.
0:14.8	Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.
0:21.0	This is Wisecrack. Available now.
0:24.7	Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.3	How do we even do this anymore?
0:33.0	Oh my gosh. It's been so long. Get us started.
0:36.9	Welcome to the bonus episode of True Crime Creepers.
0:41.2	I'm Kristen, the true crime fanatic, who loves to tell these stories. Nope, that's not even how
0:46.0	our intro goes. I don't know how it goes. I don't work here anymore. Welcome to our July bonus episode
0:51.8	of True Crime Creepers, where we talk about all the real creeps from
0:55.9	serial killers to con artists.
0:57.5	All the real life creeps.
0:59.0	All the real life.
1:01.0	God.
1:01.7	Listen, everybody.
1:02.7	I remember what I used to have to read it word for word every week for like two and a half,
1:08.0	for like a year and a half.
1:09.3	You better stop it or our boss is not going to let us have any more PTO.
1:12.7	Look, listen, my name is Kristen and I'm the true crime fanatic who loves to tell these
1:17.6	stories.
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