Welcome into Wilcane Country.

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This is Two A Days Dan here with tinfoil Pat and a special guest,

Casey Smith from Barstool. Will is feeling under the weather today a little bit. So we're

going to have a best of show, but we wanted to be here to say hi to the audience, say how to the

viewers and listeners. And welcome in Casey. Thanks for joining us. Of course, guys. I know Will's down bad. I feel like he would never miss a day unless he's down bad. So I'm hoping that we can lift his spirits by letting him sleep all day today. He's been fighting it off for a couple days now. So I feel like it was bound to catch up to him. So I'm not surprised. No, I don't think he's really sick. I mean, this is the kind of thing you would pull. Breaking news. Like people would do this thing at work back in the day, you know, when you're working in an office and they go, uh, uh-huh. And they pretend to have a cough. And then they're setting it up for Wednesday, calling out Wednesday. That's what they do.

You know, Patrick, the last time I was in studio, which I guess was, what, a week ago now at this point, right around, we were talking about Jeffrey Epstein's suicide note and Will mentioned that you are the conspiracy theory guy, which I know has been a thing on the show.

This solidifies it for me.

If you think that this has been a plan

all week and he's been leaning into all of this sickness, then I have to agree with Will.

You are officially the number one conspiracy theory. Patrick really is not just conspiracies.

If something is believed, he believes the opposite is essentially what Patrick is. Just across the board.

Just across the board. If there's something, if there's a fact or statement, he's the opposite is essentially what Pat is. Just across the board. Just across the board.

If there's something, if there's a fact or statement, he's just an opo.

No, I used to believe the opposite.

And now I believe the opposite of the opposite.

So it's like in, what is that?

Christopher Holman.

It must be exhausting.

Inception.

Yeah.

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