From The Patreon Vault: Unintelligible Slurring: Be cool, don't be all like uncool (Classic RHONY)
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🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode, we put on bathing suits, sunglasses, and an open robe like countess the coolest cat ever as we dive in, no contacts, to the hilarious RHONY Episode 15 of Season 7.
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| 0:00.0 | That's Arthy. That's Noor. |
| 0:02.0 | And you're listening to our bonus episode. |
| 0:17.5 | Have you taken an edible today? |
| 0:19.4 | I have not. No, I don't. I don't do that until I'm ready to go to sleep. I have to plan my edible tonight. I don't think I'm going to take one. I don't think it's more. Oh, we're recording. |
| 0:29.4 | Yeah. Surprise. |
| 0:33.1 | This is on the record. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm going to take one. I think I'm going to, instead, I'm going to stay up. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm going to just keep drinking coffee. |
| 0:40.1 | Okay. |
| 0:40.6 | And then at 5.30 a.m. |
| 0:44.7 | Okay. |
| 0:45.2 | I'm going to take 20 milligrams of melatonin. |
| 0:49.3 | And then try to make it to the terminal somehow, right? |
| 0:54.3 | I'm just trying to decide how traumatic it would be for your kids to see their uncle pass away on an airplane. |
| 1:03.1 | Pretty traumatic. |
| 1:04.7 | I think. |
| 1:05.6 | The time is 9.30 p.m. on Wednesday, February 16th. |
| 1:16.2 | We're recording our bony baloney today because we're both going to be traveling this weekend. So I wanted to make sure that this was ready to go for Sunday |
| 1:22.0 | morning for our patrons who are so sweet. They love you. They're really nice people. |
| 1:29.8 | And I feel really bad that they have to listen to me. |
| 1:35.8 | Well, okay, listen, that's what kind of what Arthy and I think every single day that we do this podcast. |
| 1:38.5 | We're like, I can't believe nice people listen to us. |
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