From the Patreon Files: The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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It's a sick week for us, so you're getting one of our first Patreon episodes. In short: COVID sucks, Pittsburgh rules, Bane is MMMBBLLMMPHHH. See yinz all next week for "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor," and if you want more episodes about action movies, consider supporting us at www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Thanks for your patience.
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| 0:00.0 | Alan. |
| 0:14.6 | Alan. |
| 0:16.0 | I mean, I have to stop doing this. |
| 0:22.0 | We have to stop jumping in in the mid to end of a series. |
| 0:28.2 | The thing I was going to say is we have to start checking the timestamp on how long a movie is before we agree to do it. |
| 0:35.2 | I know. |
| 0:36.3 | I thought it was like maybe 2.15. |
| 0:39.4 | Is two hours and 45 minutes the longest movie we've done today? |
| 0:42.4 | I think so. |
| 0:43.6 | I think it just tips. |
| 0:45.2 | No idea how long Titanic is, but I don't think it's that long. |
| 0:48.3 | I don't think so. |
| 0:50.1 | And if so, we did such a bad job of covering it that it doesn't matter. |
| 1:11.4 | I know. We've dedicated at least a full 90 minutes to that, right? Almost two hours, probably. Yeah. Good for us. Great job, idiots. Two hours and 45 minutes. You've had three movies to tell this goddamn story. You know what I'm saying? I didn't see the first two. I assume there were scenes in them. Like, why is this so long? It is funny because the first one is like two hours and 15 minutes. The second one is like 2.30. And then this one is like, I can't stop, won't stop. I just got to keep making a movie. |
| 1:28.6 | There are just, there's just so much in this movie. |
| 1:31.1 | But it goes by in a good clip. |
| 1:32.9 | It goes and goes and goes. |
| 1:34.0 | It does. |
| 1:34.6 | It does. |
| 1:35.6 | But they're all, okay, well, yeah. |
| 1:37.0 | What are we talking about? |
| 1:39.2 | We're talking about 2012's The Dark Night Rises, |
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