The Michael Berry Show.

Dude, you want to have homos as neighbors.

I'm going to tell you something.

I would subsidize having homo as a neighbor.

They're great neighbors.

First of all, there are no grass growing under the abandoned cars in their front yard.

They're going to keep the nicest yard on the block.

If you just treat them like normal people, they're so ecstatic.

Hey Tommy, how y'all doing?

Y'all need anything?

Oh God no!

He just talked to us like we're normal people.

That's all they were I'm serious

more important than anything I discovered the glories of the waffle house

no matter how wrecked and obnoxious you are,

or how late at night, they're nice to you.

You never hear somebody come out of waffle house saying,

you know, that really wasn't that good.

You never leave Waffle House, thinking, you know, their quality is really

slipped. That Exxon, with all those tattoos on his arm, making the food right in front of you, that

guy's solid. Boom, boom, he's good at it.

Twelve days on the road and here we are back at minute made tart to start this series.

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