The Michael Berry Show

Ever so often I like to mention a kowatchi that is a place that won't meet muster

There's got kowaki. You remember Richard Gere in officer the gentleman gentlemen when he tells him you're out.

I know where else to go. I know where else to go.

That's how people get over there, Galachi.

Man, I stopped another day and had a collacchi and McDonald's.

Ooh boy, that was a good one.

They're not a collage, you can't call the collacchi!

They get so upset over.

It's the day that millions of Americans dread.

It's tax day.

Average taxpayer takes about 13 hours to do their tax returns.

You're a congressman, you have to engage in activities which will enable you to get re-election.

One of the most important of those activities

is making the tax system more complicated.

If you're a member of Congress and we go to a flat tax,

honestly what do you have to offer? Special interest groups want their special taxing privilege.

Houston police say they are looking for a man who was caught exposing himself on home security video.

Neighbors say it happens in the middle of the night and we're exposing himself on home security video.

Neighbors say it happens in the middle of the night

and we're told this is not the first time

he's been seen in the area without any clothes off.

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