From The Archive: Bears In The Woods (S4E7)

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Thank you for your patience as we plan our next season, we'll be back shortly with brand new episodes starting in July! (Happy Pride Month, am I right?)

Until then, join us for a weekend in nature that changed our lives forever.*

*a few weeks.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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0:00.0	It's kind of stunning over here.
0:02.0	I'm the happiest I've ever been in my entire life right now.
0:06.0	Yeah, and I'm really happy because we really wanted to go to Cracker Barrel.
0:09.0	I haven't been in a bit.
0:10.0	I think we'll probably wait online. What do you think?
0:13.0	An hour and a half.
0:14.0	Okay, hour and a half.
0:15.0	We can play checkers.
0:17.0	Um, and I'm really excited.
0:19.0	I feel like this is a really great place to do a music video.
0:22.3	This is the start of a beautiful trip.
0:31.2	Do you think that there is something happening, and I'm asking this earnestly.
0:36.4	Yeah.
0:37.0	I'm without judgment.
0:38.1	Okay.
0:39.3	Is there something devious happening behind the scenes at Cracker Barrel that's requiring
0:44.8	most of their weight staff to wear like carpal tunnel wristbands?
0:52.8	Yeah.
0:53.7	So because I've been, I've noticed this my whole life, but I feel like, I feel like the
0:59.8	weight staff at a cracker barrel is typically sporting like ace bandages in a way that
1:06.4	the NFL simply could never.
1:08.9	Yeah.
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