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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox Nothing’s fair! The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight Brown Barcelona Dump Matthews Band Disneyland Paris International looooooove The mail order bride business Love Me A bunch of middle aged white guys…no surprise Farming isn't a hot job! “Something about Russian brides” American women, they just don't get it 5 minute dates? We don't buy it Pay per translation–ever heard of google translate? Road trips don't have purpose This is a wild party Bryan understands these old men LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sir, are you gay?
0:01.0	Yes, I am.
0:02.0	Do you care about John Oliver?
0:03.6	I don't even know who that is.
0:04.6	Oh, okay.
0:05.6	What about Wendy William?
0:06.6	Of course I do.
0:07.8	Yes, thank you.
0:09.8	On this episode of The Commercial Break, I am handsome and awesome and would like a Russian
0:19.8	bride to suck on my penis most days and not talk back to me at all because I am the
0:26.5	American version of a Russian stud.
0:33.2	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
0:37.7	Oh, yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to The Commercial Break.
0:44.2	I'm Brian Green.
0:45.2	This is the director of Audiovisual Services.
0:47.2	Kristen Joy Holy.
0:48.2	Best of you, Kristen.
0:49.2	Best of you.
0:50.2	Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
0:54.6	Dasi, you can't go on drinking, opening your labial, everybody.
0:58.2	Dasi.
0:59.2	I have gotten Chrissy and probably Jeff by default wrapped in, roped in, fully engaged in
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