From Patient to Physician
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2018
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Help us continue to share the message of hope |
| 0:05.0 | with those all over the world. |
| 0:07.0 | Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today. |
| 0:22.0 | Without blessing, thanks for letting us come into your homes. |
| 0:25.0 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by |
| 0:28.0 | and be a part of one of our services, I promise you, |
| 0:31.0 | we'll make it feel right at home. |
| 0:33.0 | I like to start with something funny, |
| 0:35.0 | and I heard about this group of elderly ladies |
| 0:37.0 | were way up in their 80s. |
| 0:39.0 | They were driving down the freeway together |
| 0:41.0 | when they were pulled over by a policeman. |
| 0:44.0 | The officer said to the driver, |
| 0:46.0 | ma'am, do you realize you're only going 35 miles an hour? |
| 0:49.0 | She said, yes, officer, I realize that. |
| 0:52.0 | He said, well, why are you going so slow? |
| 0:54.0 | She said, because that's what the sign said. |
| 0:57.0 | He laughed and said, no, ma'am, that's the number of the freeway. |
| 1:00.0 | This is highway 35. |
| 1:02.0 | By the way, why do these other passengers look so terrified? |
| 1:05.0 | She smiled and said, because we just got off, how way 95? |
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