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Joel Osteen Podcast

From Patient to Physician

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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From Patient to Physician

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast.

0:02.6

Help us continue to share the message of hope

0:05.0

with those all over the world.

0:07.0

Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today.

0:22.0

Without blessing, thanks for letting us come into your homes.

0:25.0

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by

0:28.0

and be a part of one of our services, I promise you,

0:31.0

we'll make it feel right at home.

0:33.0

I like to start with something funny,

0:35.0

and I heard about this group of elderly ladies

0:37.0

were way up in their 80s.

0:39.0

They were driving down the freeway together

0:41.0

when they were pulled over by a policeman.

0:44.0

The officer said to the driver,

0:46.0

ma'am, do you realize you're only going 35 miles an hour?

0:49.0

She said, yes, officer, I realize that.

0:52.0

He said, well, why are you going so slow?

0:54.0

She said, because that's what the sign said.

0:57.0

He laughed and said, no, ma'am, that's the number of the freeway.

1:00.0

This is highway 35.

1:02.0

By the way, why do these other passengers look so terrified?

1:05.0

She smiled and said, because we just got off, how way 95?

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