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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

From Jacqueline re: Today's the Last Chance for Lifetime Lock-in

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Religion & Spirituality

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Hello folks. Just Jacqueline, I don't know if you can hear the sound of my Chi Vitalizer Pro Swing, um, or the, uh, top, top tap of my, my coffee, uh, but I'm here to tell you free feeders that this is your reminder. Okay? 

Today's the last day to do the big anniversary sale to go premium and not just go premium, but, but, but go Dear Friend Tier at $8 a month, when, as you know, normally it's $10 a month.

Uh, what is the dear friend tier? Well, it's the new frontier for you. What do I mean? Well, I mean, bonus episodes of course. Uh, yes. That's the, it's the tier  you need to get them, okay? Sorry. 

Uh, 20% off merch,  product corner, ad-free, but above all, funding the show. Funding the show and yep. While it's normally $10 a month and will be again tomorrow, today, you can lifetime lock an $8 a month rate.

Look in a few days, some friend of yours, okay? They're gonna try to sign up. You know, they're gonna go, oh, I wanna be a dear friend, and, and it's gonna be $10 a month. And you know, you're not gonna want to tell them, Hey, you got this deal. This is your chance, this is your chance today. So just taking a quick sip. Mm hmm. Yeah, we're making another one. Uh.

So I highly recommend no…I just….I fear for you. I fear the day is gonna pass, and you’re gonna miss this, and you’re gonna be pissed.

And for those who miss this missive, pray for another deal coming soon…and always listen to these last-minute messages, that’s all I have to say.

Are you feeling me, people? Okay guys, I wanna see like 4K listeners sign up today.

Look, I’m gonna be sitting on my couch tonight, and if emails come in and I see free feeders are signing up, I’m gonna be very happy.

It would be a big deal. And uh, the ads don’t pay, okay? The ads don’t pay. We need you over there. Thank you.

Sign up for the Dear Friend Fear. Jesus. Sign up for the Dear Friend Tier, lock it in for life at $8 a month.

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Or go to Instagram and go to the link tree.

berlantnovak.supercast.com.


Yep, you heard me. I’m very serious. Yep. Here comes my coffee.

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello folks, just Jacqueline.

0:03.0

I don't know if you can hear the sound of my Chi Vitalizer Pro swing or the tap, tap, tap

0:13.0

in my coffee, but I'm here to tell you free feeders that this is your reminder, okay?

0:20.0

Today is the last day to do the big anniversary sale to go

0:22.9

premium and not just go premium but but but go dear friend tier at eight dollars a month when as you know

0:30.7

normally it's ten dollars a month uh what is the dear frontier well it's the new frontier for you

0:36.8

what do i mean it well i mean bonus episodes, of course. Yes, that's the, it's here you need them for. Sorry. 20% off merch, product corner, ad free, but above all, funding the show, funding the show. And yep, well, it's normally $10 a month and will be again tomorrow,

0:57.5

today you can lifetime lock an $8 a month rate. Look, in a few days in front of years, okay,

1:06.3

they're going to try to sign up, you know, they're going to go, oh, I want to be a dear friend

1:10.3

and it's going to be $10 a month and, you know, you're not going to want to sign up, you know. They're going to go, oh, I want to be a dear friend, and it's going to be $10 a month.

1:12.0

And, you know, you're not going to want to tell them, you got this deal.

1:15.5

This is your chance.

1:17.3

This is your chance today.

1:19.7

So just taking a quick sip.

1:24.1

Yeah, we're making another one.

1:27.5

So I highly recommend nothing.

1:31.4

I just, I fear for you.

1:32.7

I fear the day is going to pass and you're going to miss this and you're going to be pissed.

1:38.0

And for those who miss this missive, pray for another deal coming soon. And I always listen to these last minute messages that's all I have to

1:47.1

say are you feeling me people okay guys I just I want to see like 4k listeners sign up today we are look

2:00.0

I'm going to be sitting on my couch tonight and if emails come in

2:03.9

and I see free feeders are signing up, I'm going to be very happy. It would be a big deal.

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