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And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Here's our vice president. Thanks for coming. Look, we're looking forward to the negotiation. I think it's going to be positive. We'll, of course, see as the President of the United States said, if the Iranians are willing to negotiate in good faith, we're certainly willing to extend the open hand. If they're going to try to play us, then they're going to find that the negotiating team is not that receptive. So we're going to try to have a positive negotiation. The president has gave us some pretty clear guidelines, and we're going to see. So I hope you guys have a safe flight. We'll certainly take some questions later on. But for now, let's get on the plane and hit the road.

Thank you.

Go on board, baby.

Get on board.

There you go. That is the VP. Here's what's going to happen. They're not going to go negotiate in good faith. They are not honoring the deal, and we're going to have to bomb the snot out of them again. There you go. That's all you need to know. They're not negotiating in good faith.

They're not just letting the ships go through the Straits of Hormuz,

which kind of, you know, honestly, let's send some more of their ships to the bottom of the ocean. President Trump blasts the Iran terror regime for very poor job and dishonorable conduct on the Strait of Hormuz's flow. That is not the agreement we have. Do you really want to F around and find out? Do you really want to do you? You know, honestly? And this is what's going to happen. And this is why it's kind of a

godsend that they're being this way is because the regime has to be ended. The people of Iran

have to be free. That's all you need to know. That's all you need to know. They cannot exist

anymore. We have to kill all of them. That's just it. We have to kill all of them. Anyway, welcome to the show. Please come inside. How you doing? How do you doing? Do you have a good week? I had a good week. I've got friends coming in this weekend. I do. They're coming in from Pittsburgh. And it's kind of cool there. It's some of the only friends who are still my friends after, you know, being the Trump supporter and stuff. And I've had these friends forever and they're conservative, and they were like my wife and I's friends. And so, you know, but they're still my friends. It's kind of cool. It's kind of, it's kind of good. Doug and Peggy are their names, by the way. Doug and Peggy. How could you not like two people named Doug and Peggy? A couple named Doug and Peggy. This only good can come out of a couple named Doug and Peggy from Pittsburgh. My God, they are salt to the earth. So I'm going to show them around. They want to go down and see the cherry blossoms. I think the blossoms are on the ascend, not the ascension, actually.

There are not as many cherry blossoms. I think they kind of peaked last week, but don't tell them as they're listening, driving from Pittsburgh. Oh, hell, they're waiting. They're listening. But anyway, it's going to be fun. We're going to see all the sights and all that. And I'm going to go out to King Street in Old Town, Alexandria, go down and feed the birds and, you know, check out some great restaurants and whatnot.

So, yeah, I'm kind of excited.

I'm kind of excited about it. King Street in Old Town, Alexandria, go down and feed the birds and, you know, check out some great restaurants and whatnot.

So, yeah, I'm kind of excited.

I'm kind of excited about it. I have guests in the house and the loft upstairs. And I went yesterday and I got a comforter and two new pillows for them, for God's sake. Can you believe that? I mean, like, you know, there are some benefits actually to being a bachelor at this age

because you're the most kick-butt bachelor ever. Seriously, because you get, like, I even put a bottled water, fresh bottled water bedside for them upstairs. And then there's some movie candy in the, in the drawer there in case they want to watch a movie late. You can do know let me what the hell I should do an air I should do an Airbnb my gosh it

would be fantastic I also yesterday I I I'm the only guy since Jeffrey Dahmer to

get a standing freezer for their apartment you know and for different reasons I

actually put food in mind, and I don't

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