From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	Hi, just leave on work now. Sorry, it's a bit loud.
0:03.4	Um, basically, so I was thinking we could get Macies tonight. Had a big Mac on my mind all day, and delivery fee on the app is now from 99P. So you win? Of course you are. Love you. Bye! Exclusively on the McDonald's app. 18 plus, service fee and small order fee may apply, but it's replacing restaurants. Serving times and teas and teas apply. Idle money sits in your current account,
0:23.0	stuck repeating the same tired tune.
0:26.2	Never hitting play on its potential.
0:31.1	But thanks to Monzo's savings challenge,
0:33.4	busy monies in the studio,
0:35.1	laying down a little extra every day, so your balance sounds sweeter
0:39.4	week after week. Monzo, the bank that gets your money moving.
0:45.0	UK residents staged 18 plus, one entry per person, Monzo personal account required, challenge
0:48.8	and prize teas and Cs apply.
0:51.3	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend 100 hours of craft in every cup
1:00.1	eight natural ingredients in every sip one night of winding down in every drop your moment of
1:10.1	serenity.
1:11.6	Brought to you by twining sleep.
1:14.7	Twinings.
1:16.0	Alive in every drop.
1:19.8	We are very excited to announce that our very bald and very beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring.
1:26.4	I'm excited.
1:27.2	We're not doing that many dates and
1:28.4	my new year's resolution is quality over quantity and we're doing it we're doing it can you believe
1:34.0	we had to add a second show to boston and toronto queen we sure did so you fucking bostonians in
1:40.9	toronto in toronto tites or whatever the fuck you call yourself you better get some tickets
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