From Dating to Cohabitating feat. Comedian Mark Jigarjian
Girls Gotta Eat
Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg
4.5 • 29.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2019
⏱️ 108 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If a guy was like, I put it together, I'm like, |
| 0:02.1 | marry me. |
| 0:02.7 | Like, without me even having... |
| 0:04.3 | I fire off a text with a shot of my titties. |
| 0:06.5 | It was... |
| 0:07.3 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 0:09.3 | Mmm. |
| 0:10.2 | And thank God for that. |
| 0:11.8 | Hi guys! |
| 0:27.9 | Hi guys! |
| 0:28.9 | Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat! |
| 0:31.3 | Welcome back! |
| 0:32.3 | It's... |
| 0:33.3 | Give it to the weather up to you. |
| 0:34.3 | I mean, we have seasonal depression disorder. |
| 0:36.5 | The sun hasn't come out in like a week. |
| 0:38.3 | A week. |
| 0:39.3 | I haven't seen the sun in 16 days. |
| 0:40.3 | I feel the needability to feel joy. |
| 0:42.3 | All right. |
| 0:43.3 | Well, you better get it up because that's... |
| 0:44.8 | Our job is to be funny. |
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