From Cheesecake to World Peace: Rob Solves America One Rant at a Time
The Rob Carson Show
Newsmax Radio
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hold it now. |
| 0:05.3 | You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought-provoking, and funny show in America. |
| 0:13.8 | On air and on the World Wide Web, this is the Rob Carson Show. |
| 0:20.0 | This is the Rob Carson Show. It's Monday. Let me bring down the microphone a little bit. I want to blow your head off. Welcome to the show. Please come inside. My goodness. What a weekend. Who designs the NFL uniforms, by the way? What the hell is up with that Pittsburgh uniform? I could do better. It was kind of an insult to the Stillers. Kind of an insult to the Stillers. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm like, what the hell? |
| 0:39.5 | Really? |
| 0:55.4 | What? What is this supposed to be? It was like, I don't even know. It was ugly. It was ugly anyway. Welcome. Come on in. Enjoyed me. We have a lot of things to get to on the show today. I had a very busy weekend. I exercised a lot and I made pumpkin cheesecake. |
| 0:56.9 | I have officially surrendered to fall. |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:55.4 | I'm the only... on the show today. I had a very busy weekend. I exercised a lot and I made pumpkin cheesecake. |
| 1:01.3 | I have officially surrendered to fall. Yeah, I know. I'm the only talk radio host in America who not only does comedy, but also shares his kitchen creations on the web. I did a pumpkin cheesecake with |
| 1:07.7 | pumpkin spiced ginger snap crust. and then on top I put salted caramel |
| 1:13.8 | and pumpkin spice pumpkin seeds I know that's my life that is my life it's so exciting my God |
| 1:18.6 | you wish you were me don't you know you don't of course you don't no one would wish that |
| 1:22.4 | upon themselves anyway a lot of things happening Zoran Mondami now after he glad handed a 9-11 co-conspirator and put his arm around him, and people said, oh, you know, maybe Zoran Mandami is down with radical Islam since he won't tell Hamas to put their arms down. |
| 1:37.6 | And he likes to say things like globalize the Enafada. |
| 1:40.6 | And maybe, I don't know, some people put two and two together and discovered this guy's a radical Islamist and a very dangerous man. |
| 1:46.5 | So he goes ahead this weekend and gets out there and starts talking about his auntie. |
| 1:50.4 | His auntie after 9-11 was apparently a little nervous about getting on the subway in her hijab because she was scared, I guess, right? |
| 1:59.0 | Well, to Zoran Mandame, I hate to tell you this, but since 9-11, about |
| 2:02.7 | a billion of us have been really terrified about |
| 2:04.7 | flying because of what radical Islamists did on 9-11. |
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