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DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

From Canoodling to Cousin-Zoned

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.84.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Davi and Blair Crimmins team up to answer some ScapeGOAT listener emails in need of advice. Some may call it another "Q & A" episode. Here we call it "Q & E" because Blair & Davi don't always have the Answers... but they got the Entertainment! These are the drama emails about dating and relationships that ScapeGOAT listeners need help dealing with! They discuss ghost sex, earning respect, exhausted ambiverts, and being allergic to 'Sofa Surfers'. Is being passive aggressive better than being AGGRESSIVE-aggressive? What's your fate when you're COUSIN-ZONED after some 'five-play'? And Blair has a bit of an Old Man Crimmins moment - but it's all good! Got questions, comments, drama, need advice, or just some ENTERTAINMENT? Hit us up! We'd love to hear from you! : https://www.davicrimmins.com/contact Want access to the exclusive podcast episodes and Member's Only video content? Join the Club! https://glow.fm/davithescapegoat/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, dovey the scapegoat. This here is the Q&A. I go to our Wix website, doveycrumens.com

0:16.0

slash contact. If you're a member of our fan club, then that puts you VIP right to the

0:21.4

top. But we answer all kinds of listener emails to our website. We got drama, we got relationship,

0:28.7

sex, dating, advice. If there's a particular comfort human, you want to answer your questions,

0:33.3

then put it in the subject. Like let us know who you want to hear from again. And I got people

0:38.3

coming in and recording all the time. And I can show this to them when they come up in this house,

0:43.6

the scapegoat studio. All right, Blair, are you ready? Yeah, we're going to be talking about drama.

0:48.7

We're going to be talking about dating. We're going to be talking about sex. We're going to be

0:52.1

talking about relationships. All right, let's go. Subject is ghosted after six years. She said,

0:58.3

my friends with benefits of six years just ghosted me. He was the best sex of my life.

1:04.0

Should I let him back into my vagina if he contacts me again? That escalated quickly. Let him

1:13.5

back in. That is the question. Let him back in there. To my vagina. There's other places you

1:21.4

let him. Wow. Yeah. Right. If that makes you feel better, maybe you're like a punishment.

1:31.2

They're just like, I'm mad at you. So you only get this. That's the only.

1:39.8

I'm going to give it to you again, but there's stipulations. My question is, why has he been a

1:45.2

friend with benefits for six years? Is he just that shitty of a person? Is he that good in bed,

1:53.2

but really that intolerable? Maybe the dude ghosted because he's been waiting on a real relationship

1:59.6

with you. And it's not happening. And he realizes that you might feel like he's being used for sex.

2:08.6

Come on. Really? After six years? Maybe. You think you think that a guy will sit there and not express

2:19.4

his feelings to be more. You think a guy will six years hit it or be allowed into the vagina?

2:27.7

Yes, but what's more amazing to me is that is that a friends with benefits situation has gone on

2:33.6

for six years. And she hasn't made any attempt to commit the relationship. Maybe they maybe that's

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