20 day fiance.

Hello.

Do you feel like something's missing from your life?

Like, maybe going out just isn't fun because everybody's on their phones or scanning a QR code to figure out how they get the latest deal at Applebee Fridays or wherever the

fuck. Well, imagine a place where one could simply just, you know, enjoy the natural surroundings,

have a glass of wine, maybe some a pedidivo, you know, some meat, some

cheeses, just a faint song in the distance.

A little pocacha, maybe?

Focacha, Barreza, of course.

And that place is Italy.

And yes, I did invent it.

Thank you so much for having me. I am Sophia Alexandra.

Hello. Have you ever please find some French music right now?

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold. Let me, let me, let me give you something.

Let me make sure I have this.

Drop that accordion, son.

Here we go.

Hello.

Have you ever been sitting around and thinking, man, I just really wish that a bunch of sexually free people or walking around and you know, I don't know,

are they having a little bit of an apparel spritz?

Are they having a delicious baguette sandwich?

Are they enjoying universal health care?

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