Forever. I hope you had a wonderful under the circumstances holiday week and a restful and a safe one.

Second, we've got new merch on the Double Threat merch store just in time for the holidays.

We've got Tom and Julia as Beavis and Butthead, that's a design by Stephen Winshell.

And we've got all-time creeps, Keith Ronei, Garrison Keeler, and the Cripkeeper as the three amigos.

And that one's by Lisa Yoder, both super talented designers, incredible designs.

You can get those at T-public.com slash stores slash double-dash threat

or follow the link in the show notes.

And third, a quick word on the audio in today's episode.

So for this recording, which happened this past Saturday,

Julie called in from an undisclosed location.

She wouldn't tell us where she was. It was all very mysterious and to be

honest, kind of cool. But long story short, Julie is not on Mike for this episode. We pulled her

audio from Zoom. It sounds totally fine, just a little different, and you'll get used to it immediately.

But Julie felt bad that she didn't have her mic with her, and so in return she made a Spotify

playlist of her favorite Frank Zappa songs for you to enjoy.

There's a lot of Zappa talk in this episode.

So as soon as you're done listening to this, go listen to that Frank Zappa

playlist.

I'll put a link in the show notes to that as well.

Julie also wants me to add that she does not endorse any of the

lyrics in these songs, but 100% endorses the music and the vibe. So that's enough

disclaimers for this episode and now on with the show. D-L-E-L-E-L-E-T,

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