Leam,

Greetings from London, England, the site of Piccadilly Circus, which I was just driving through in a black cab.

Ooh!

On the right side of the road.

Left side of the road.

Yeah, there it is. I can never remember.

I am always at risk of getting hit by a car

because this is so confusing.

But yeah, greetings from London,

you know, the setting for Love Actually,

one of the greatest

rom com Christmas movies to ever be made. Well and what the riches don't know is that

you are currently living out the plot to that movie and you just got cue cards

ready you're going dough to door you're just professing your love and how many restraining orders are you up to now?

Seven? They're not called restraining orders here. They're called something cuter because it's got to be British and it's always better when said it's British.

They're just called, get away from a, yeah, and in that accent too, exactly.

Yeah, you know. Well, you're in a Commonwealth, you know.

That's right. But you know, back in the States, we don't know if it's love actually, but Chikira is being linked romantically

to not one, but two high profile celebrities.

Yeah, and let's just say one of them I don't know might be ready to jump

up and down on a couch for her. Okay so we're not making this hard for anyone to guess is that

what you're saying here? You're right, we're talking about

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