This is the 911 cold spot guest with the operator and his senior assistant Jack Lonell.

Oh, hi there, Lonell. I sneak up on you there. Yeah, I didn't see you there in front of my face. Eyes.

How are you doing? Good. Yourself. Do you ever find that it's kind of funny like to answer that question after we've just finished an hour and a half of an uncut episode and then I say, how are you doing?

I do. Also fun and funny that we come into the main portion of each episode completely drained from talking to each other so much. But here we go.

The script is what props us up. No, I'm actually really excited about this episode. There's a bunch of well, okay, you can't ever really be excited about the content.

But the I've done a pretty darn good job on the script is free sweet. I didn't. It's honestly before I started this, what I thought maybe we'll do something different where I don't do any research and we both act shocked.

And then I look up the research as we go and I was like, nah, I can't do that. That will not work.

Jack will freak out. Jack will freak out.

Oh, so okay. Anyway, hey, Luna, do you want me to tell you a fun etymology joke?

Yeah, can you tell me what etymology means first though? Yeah, good question, good question. I probably should. So etymology is the study of words like their origins, everything like that.

I thought I had something in the sex for some reason. That's entymology. So you add an N into etymology. And now it's entymology, which is like why that seems like a total stretch.

You've got from words to bugs, but you can do it with one N. That's all you need to remember it because it sounds like ant etymology.

Yeah, exactly. Antymology with an E course. I don't want to split hairs with you though, but yes, correct.

Okay, here's my etymology joke here. When you misspele a word, the errorists win.

Okay. That's all right. The errorist. Did you make that one up?

The errorists. Yeah, I did. I looked. Okay. Well, the episode that we're going to be dealing with actually talks about abuse and stuff like that.

So I was trying to come up with something funny and I originally googled domestic abuse jokes.

Hilarious. I love those jokes. Can't find now. Nobody made a list. I'm not, I guess I'm not shocked. Also, I'm a little shocked that somebody didn't go out on the limb and try to make a whole list of domestic abuse jokes.

But at the same time, I was like, even if I found that list, what I use one, the probably answer is no. Yeah. So I thought I'd go with the etymology joke because next two domestic abuse etymology is the next most engaging topic.

I come up with a lot of dead baby jokes or at least they're used to be. I remember those are really big. Oh, wow. I know I have not looked those up either.

Alright, so actually though, today's etymological journey takes us to the word abuse. Like I mentioned, I found this word abuse interesting when looking up the etymology of it though.

In that the origin words seem to breathe kind of new life into the actual word. And I find this with etymology a lot. It's kind of neat because suddenly a word gets all new meaning. You know, and it, there's more impact now that I know like more words that mean that word, if that makes sense.

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