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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone Two

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2016

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Guy and Tim are back in The Friendzone, enjoying some lovely music (courtesy of Mild 7 via Lotus Pool Records) and diving into some listener support, chatter from sub Reddit (r/TWIOAT). Intergallatic Gloryhole appears in the stars, Tim cannot remember Guy AND MORE SANDWICH JOKE EXPLAINATION!

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0:00.0

Our end of season live show is happening on December 15th.

0:03.0

If you're in Auckland, come join us in person at the Hollywood Avondale,

0:06.0

and if you're not in Auckland, join us on the live stream at Twyowat.

0:10.0

Substock.com.

0:11.0

We've just added a seven-day free trial so you don't even have to pay to watch it if you don't want to.

0:16.2

All the details at worst idea of all time.com. Yes, friend zone. It's time to jump into the zone where you go when you just want to catch up with your friends. Can't really make up the lyrics for sound happy, a little bit.

0:45.0

No, no idea what this guy's talking about.

0:50.0

Sounds happy, eh?

0:52.0

Sounds friendly as. Hello Hello welcome along to the second

0:54.4

mini episode in which we air our dirty laundry. My name's Tim Bat. My name is

0:59.6

my name is Guy Montgomery we have not just watched Sex in the City too.

1:05.0

It's Valentine's Day when we're recording this.

1:08.0

We thought who better to spend the day with than our best friend, our partner in crime. Our yin to our own yang. That's you. Am I the yin or yang?

1:20.2

No, not you, Tim. Oh right. Oh the audience, Yes. The person listening to this. You listening out there. You listening out there bending over to do up your shoelace.

1:31.0

That's one thing I'll never get over is describing very vividly something that someone might be doing and the idea that I just freaking them out the idea that it times out perfectly

1:40.9

You sitting in that Starbucks right now. You're hoping...

1:45.0

Because you've just ordered you're hoping that maybe this time they'll nail the

1:48.4

spelling of your name on the cup. Hot tip, they will not. I mean your name's Dan it seems insane that they keep

1:54.9

getting it wrong there are only four other vowels to choose from yet every

1:59.2

fucking time. Dan we got a Tom Macciano for Dan.

2:05.0

What the fuck, it's Dan!

2:08.0

With an A!

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