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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone Sixty

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2017

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Tim and Guy may now be thousands of miles apart but the Friendzone knows no physical boundaries! Lovely kitchen noises pervade a Friendzone this week with not one, but TWO pieces of correspondence from Ph.D students and an ARIA award winner. Also, one of the most astute observations on Sex and The City 2 ever recorded! A concerned fan also writes to concede they didn't mind We Are Your Friends. That's ok! Everything's ok - you're in the Friendzone!

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0:00.0

Hello friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought

0:04.4

it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City

0:10.1

two every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be

0:16.3

returning. Please enjoy. Well, it's the Friends Zone, the and Guy come to the Friend Zone and have a good time, yes, it's the Friends Zone with Tim and Guy, because making friends is the best idea of all time.

0:32.6

Hello and welcome along to The Friend Zone. I am your friend, Guy Montgomery.

0:39.3

And I'm your friend Tim Bat. Hello.

0:41.7

And this is the 59th time, can you believe it, Tim,

0:44.0

that we've all gotten together like this, around the campfire

0:47.0

and exchanged pleasant trees, positives.

0:51.5

Goodwill.

0:52.5

Goodwill.

0:53.2

Do you know what I enjoy about the Friend Zone is that it's not a set point in time space? Space time? Space time. You know, you're in a whole other zone to me. We're in different zones, but we're all on the friend zone. I understand what you're saying. I agree with it. I accept what you're saying. I'm trying to do that thing that Mr. Peanut Butter and Diane have to do

1:14.2

when they're going through relationship counting,

1:16.7

which is passive-aggressively acknowledging how the other person feels.

1:20.6

Tim, it's great to see you.

1:22.1

How are you?

1:23.0

Their eye statement, you do the eye statements that I feel this way, huh?

1:27.3

I tell you what americans

1:28.6

go crazy for that shit they really they took up uh what's called not psychiatry

1:35.6

therapy yeah psychotherapy in a big way yeah they go crazy for it i wish the acid thing had hung

1:43.6

around though when they first started kicking off with that and Freud was the bee's knees Yeah, they go crazy for it. I wish the acid thing had hung around, though.

1:44.8

When they first started kicking off with that and Freud was the B's knees,

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