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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone Seventy (take two)

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Fun story: Timbo and Guyguy recorded a FZ a few days ago but the old wide-brim-hatted adventurer Mr Montgomery gone done deleted it. Please enoy this collection of correspondence from listeners who are going through good times, hard times and Disney times.

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0:00.0

Our end of season live show is happening on December 15th.

0:03.0

If you're in Auckland, come join us in person at the Hollywood Avondale,

0:06.0

and if you're not in Auckland, join us on the live stream at Twyowat.

0:10.0

Substock.com.

0:11.0

We've just added a seven-day free trial so you don't even have to pay to watch it if you don't want to.

0:16.2

All the details at worst idea of all time.com.

0:19.1

Well it's the friend zone, the him and guy come to the friend zone

0:25.2

And have a good time. Yes, it's the friend zone

0:28.4

With Tim and Guy because making friends is the best idea of all time.

0:34.3

Hello and welcome to the friend zone, everybody.

0:37.2

My name is Tim Bat.

0:39.8

And Tim is joined as always by his trustee host Guy Montgomery.

0:47.1

If I was to write a comic book of the adventures of two of us

0:51.2

but use metaphor, I would, uh... the

0:55.0

of the adventures of two of us but use metaphor. I would, uh, who would be the trustee steed? I was going to say you would be the trustee steed,

0:58.0

but actually the more I think about it, maybe I would be the fully laden donkey following you into adventures in battles.

1:07.0

Uh, yeah, I also agree with that if only because I feel like you've always got you've got your side bags what are they

1:15.8

called rucks x what are the what are bags on the side of a horse or a donkey called

1:20.4

settle bags yes settle bags I want to say? It's got to be Saddlebags full of recording equipment and then there's me the

1:28.8

incompetent buffoon wearing a round brim hat atop your thick and girthy donkey back.

1:37.0

Your unbreakable donkey.

1:39.0

I'm a big fat donkey boy and you're a hapless sort of a goof ball.

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