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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone Seventy Eight

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Guy and Tim say hello to some friends, goodbye for other friends and ‘Please get off your phone’ to potential live comedy punters. How’s Tim? How’s Guy’s literary knowledge? How high were the boys when we recorded Prawn Salad? Well, let’s find out!

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0:00.0

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

0:08.3

slide by on track to your

0:15.0

there.

0:20.0

this is not a care in the world as you simply lean back.

0:17.0

And before you know it, you're there.

0:20.0

This is how travels should feel,

0:22.0

and on our trains it does

0:25.2

Avanti West Coast feel good travel

0:32.0

Well, it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy, come to the friend zone and have a good time.

0:38.8

Yes, it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy, because making friends is the best idea of all time.

0:46.5

Hello and welcome to the 77th ever friend zone. How about that guy?

0:55.0

Well you know I love it. You know I love it.

0:58.0

That's by my count at least 77 friends as you know the backbone of each of these

1:05.8

episodes has been one beautiful piece of correspondence or engagement with

1:10.2

our friends so we have made a minimum of 70 if nothing else

1:16.0

77 friends along the way and Newton with due respect to those listening along are the closest of them all and I've

1:25.8

spoken with you properly you know for a week or so now what's happening in

1:30.8

your life tell me a nice thing that's happened in the last seven days.

1:35.0

In the last seven days.

1:37.0

Ah, fuck.

1:46.0

Went for a run yesterday, that's good. It's the best thing that's happened to you.

1:49.0

Well, I did all the good stuff that's happened is very boring to do.

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