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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone Ninety

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Get in the Morning Friendzone - a happy space for reading without judgement, getting compliments from people trying to do work and lots of lovely feedback. Today we’re joined briefly by Aussie legend, Sam Campbell (see his special here) too. And soon, we’ll also be joined by Overlooked and Undercooked Season Two. We are blessed (by Brady) to hear from listeners near and far, especially those chasing a reply when the first time didn’t elicit one.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy come to the friend zone and have a good time.

0:06.4

Yes it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy because making friends is the best idea of all time.

0:13.8

Welcome to the Friend Zone everybody.

0:15.5

It's a whenever you're listening,

0:18.0

this friend zone is happening in the morning for your pals,

0:21.6

Timbo and Guy Guy. We've both just woken up, but we're in different places. Where are you guys?

0:27.0

I'm in Redfern, Sydney, Australia.

0:32.7

It was a good yawn.

0:33.6

You're really selling the theatre of what we're trying to create here

0:36.7

at Friends Zone Enterprises.

0:38.4

It's not theatre, mate.

0:40.6

This is real life, unspooling into your very ears.

0:45.0

I'm staying in a studio, so by my management in Australia,

0:52.0

junk yard, management. my management in Australia, they've got an office and half of the

0:57.6

offices like a studio apartment. So I've been sleeping in here really disrupting the workflow.

1:06.0

Oh I see.

1:07.0

Well not because I'm sleeping here but when everyone's working here I'm also working just at the couch and sometimes I'll get these real

1:15.9

crazy bursts of energy where people need to acknowledge me because I'm not used to being in an office environment I guess yeah and so I'll

1:26.6

start walking around asking if anyone wants to give me a compliment. Okay has it

1:31.0

received?

1:36.7

I feel like the, I feel like I did with my sisters. I feel like they laugh in spite of themselves.

1:39.9

If they, if they could control themselves better, they'd be fucked off and told me to go away but

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