Friendzone Ninety Three
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2020
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
The frosty fellaz got themselves a camera and are testing out a new way to bring you into the zone: Crispy video. (Video available to all Patreon supporters).
Enjoy garage chat, damp banter, electric facts and sub-par Dr Phil impressions. We also hear from our beautiful friends - friends with Ph.Ds, friends who are doing better than they were, and friends with the middle name Jelf.
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| 0:00.0 | Well it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy come to the friend zone and have a good time |
| 0:06.1 | Yes it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy because making friends is the best idea of all time. |
| 0:14.4 | Hello and welcome to the friend zone. |
| 0:18.4 | Yeah, this is actually where friendship happens in Auckland, New Zealand, on a couch in Tim's garage. |
| 0:25.4 | Yeah, we've moved slightly. |
| 0:27.2 | If it sounds a bit weird everyone, it's because we're trying a new technical feat. |
| 0:31.0 | The future of worst idea or hopefully maybe we are attempting to video record this if you're seeing us |
| 0:38.0 | Hello and if you're not I'm so sorry that I lost the files. |
| 0:43.0 | Oh, I know, it's okay. |
| 0:45.0 | Not everyone will be seeing this. |
| 0:47.0 | Some people will be experiencing this. |
| 0:48.0 | This is only for Patreon pals. |
| 0:50.0 | We like to fuck with them because they like to fuck with us first. Yeah, and so accordingly everyone is just listening to this |
| 0:57.3 | I mean you've probably got a pretty good idea of what it looks like. It's just two friends sitting next to each other side by side in front of a |
| 1:05.4 | grill garage door yeah I'm wearing a cool hat yeah Tim's wearing a grown-ups |
| 1:11.1 | two visor I'm from... Check out from Brett, thanks Brett. |
| 1:13.7 | You can see my legs. And it's, um, it's sweltering. It's 28 degrees here in Auckland. It's actually quite |
| 1:19.4 | nice and cool in the garage. Yeah, it's good, eh a could you live down here I'd sooner not I did live in a |
| 1:26.8 | garage for a year and this garage has the same smell yeah but it's a damp concrete hey that is the thing and when you're young I don't know if it's it probably has the same impact but I didn't account for the dampness I was just like like, well, it means my rent's half is cheap. |
| 1:43.8 | Yeah. I'll get in the garage. The trouble with that is, I think it's fine, you can tolerate it, it's contained. |
| 1:51.2 | Often when you're younger as well, you can be like, like well I'm going to spend most of my time out anyway |
| 1:55.9 | limited amount I'll come back to sleep it's sweet as is where I stole my stuff the issue becomes when you are |
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