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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone Fifty Eight

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

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Timguy and Guytim are in the studio reading fan mail in synnecrosis, which is terrifying. But before that nightmare, shout outs to Kind Eric, queires about Monty's on and offstage height and Timbly's fun with words. And idioms. And catchphrases! Also, tender hooks or tenterhooks? The answer may suprise you.


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0:00.0

Our end of season live show is happening on December 15th.

0:03.0

If you're in Auckland, come join us in person at the Hollywood Avondale,

0:06.0

and if you're not in Auckland, join us on the live stream at Twyowat.

0:10.0

Substock.com.

0:11.0

We've just added a seven-day free trial so you don't even have to pay to watch it if you don't want to.

0:16.2

All the details at worst idea of all time.com.

0:19.1

Imagine you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head taking in the

0:30.9

views instead of taking on the road, maybe even taking a nap.

0:36.0

That's the bliss of getting where you need to go without worrying about driving.

0:41.0

Book your train journey via at the anticoast.co. UK and we'll take you there.

0:47.2

avante west coast feel good travel. Apple. And have a good time, yes it's the friend zone,

1:03.0

with Tim and Guy, because making friends is the best idea of all time.

1:15.2

Hello, and welcome to the friend zone after that lovely jaunty uplifting tune kindly provided by Christopher Brown.

1:19.2

There I am. Hey everybody it's old Timbo and Guy Guy Guy.

1:22.8

Yeah, your old mates. Back in a room together.

1:25.6

We're in the middle of a storm, we're in the eye of it.

1:27.8

Yeah. I don't know if that's true. It's not even really a storm. It's squally is what I described.

1:31.6

If I was a seafaring man. I described this as

1:33.5

squally a squall And do they have squabs on boats which are those sitting cushions I thought a

1:40.2

squab was a squall head inside and grab a squab was, um... It's a squall, head inside and grab a squab.

1:44.3

What's the thing that's in all the 9-11 truth of documentaries where a bit of concrete gets blown?

1:49.0

Is that a squib or a squab?

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