Friendzone 148
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Tim's got roast chook in the oven, Guy is in Melbourne tucked up in bed while he waits for nightfall. Sharing what remains of the Patreon mailbag, the frosty fellaz catch up with friends around the world, including (as always) PhD students drawing flattering comparisons between their endeavours and the boiz'. More strolls down memory lane as people recount the plummeting lows Guy has been through, which listeners nearly always represent their high points for the pod. If you are in Melbourne, Guy is doing his show until April 24 as part of the comedy festival. If you are in Auckland, Tim is eating a slightly overcooked roast chicken right now.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the friend zone, in the friend zone, you know, he's home, in the friend zone, |
| 0:09.3 | he's not alone anytime, with Tim and God. |
| 0:19.2 | Hi everybody, and welcome to another exciting edition of the friend zone. |
| 0:22.7 | Guy Montgomery is, he's blowing out, as we've been saying, in my friend's circle. |
| 0:28.0 | I'm having a real rough go of it, guys. |
| 0:30.4 | I'm actually okay, but it's raining lots here in Melbourne. |
| 0:34.5 | Like, if you leave the house, yeah, you're going to get wet. |
| 0:38.7 | That's how we know it's not from there folks, because he doesn't pronounce it |
| 0:42.5 | M-E-L-B-I-N, which every local does. |
| 0:46.5 | No, Melbourne. And also, I don't dress for the weather. |
| 0:49.6 | I've left the house twice Tim. I'm on my third outfit. |
| 0:52.5 | I'm actually, can I be honest with you? |
| 0:54.3 | This is probably too intimate. I'm tucked up in bed. |
| 0:57.3 | I'm in bed. I'm on my, or no pants. |
| 1:01.4 | Shorts. Shorts in a t-shirt. |
| 1:03.3 | It is. Quarter past four PM where you are. |
| 1:07.1 | That's a crazy out of B tucked up. |
| 1:09.4 | I'm, mate, my circadian rhythms have all gone. |
| 1:12.5 | There are, the vulgar one pops through to me. |
| 1:14.8 | I can't even talk, mate. |
| 1:16.0 | I am doing a show tonight. |
| 1:18.0 | I am. I'm doing a show tonight. |
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