Friendzone 136
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2021
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
All dressed up and nowhere to go, Tim and Guy have prepared and braced themselves to record their annual episode of Till Death Do Us Blart (aka Death Blart), only for the McElroy brothers to not show up. That leaves Tim in a beautiful suit and Guy dressed head to toe in hemp, with nothing to do but shoot the shit and check in on their friends. The boys discuss the future direction of the podcast post-Emmanuelle and many wish Tim hearty congratulations on his beautiful baby Remy, with some even going so far as to ask him to stop podcasting for a year (not happening!) George Lazenby is writing letters to the editor and fellaz discover that many months ago a woman named Hillary donated $100 accompanied by a delightfully inspiring note.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the friend zone in the friend zone in the friend zone, in the friend zone, you're not alone any time with Tim and Guy. |
| 0:19.5 | Hello everybody and welcome to the friend zone. I'm going to do my video on now, Guy. |
| 0:23.8 | Oh, I didn't lie down. Oh, that makes me feel so sad. Oh, I know. Oh, Tim, we were ready. So we're potentially |
| 0:36.2 | blowing up the McElroy spot right now and revealing a little behind the curtain movie magic of how |
| 0:43.4 | the sausage gets made. These are the death blabbed. But we were supposed to record with those brave |
| 0:52.2 | McElroy boys today and they just didn't show up. They're supposed to be here now. So we thought, |
| 0:59.8 | why don't we turn it into a friend zone opportunity? That's right. We didn't schedule aggressively |
| 1:04.4 | enough. They are in America, family men, successful men, yes, and not in lockdown. All of these |
| 1:14.9 | things are true. And so I suppose that means that we'll just have a little bit more profanity |
| 1:21.8 | in emails moving forwards. Do you think that will help get them on the line? Or is that just |
| 1:27.5 | something we've earned or what? What's the rationale? I don't think that we've earned it. And I don't |
| 1:32.2 | think it's more likely to get them on the line. But when I say we need to schedule more aggressively, |
| 1:36.5 | that was the first solution that came to mind. Now, the reason I said Tim looks or makes me feel |
| 1:42.7 | sad is that while we were in the lobby, the podcasting waiting room, Tim had his camera off and I |
| 1:51.3 | thought that's unusual. But it's actually not super unusual. Sometimes you've got a lot of people |
| 1:55.6 | on the line. Everyone has their video off. So that the internet moves faster and you avoid lag. |
| 2:03.0 | But then as soon as we started recording this little friend zone, Tim turned his video on and |
| 2:07.8 | revealed that he is in a very dapper gray three piece suit with a white crisp white dress shirt |
| 2:18.0 | and a perfectly tied pink bow tie to top it all off. The man looks a million bucks. He was really, |
| 2:25.6 | like, oh, that shit breaks my heart, man. This reminds me of when I was probably seven or eight |
| 2:32.7 | and I was playing a game of cricket and my mum and my little sister were coming to watch me play |
| 2:37.7 | cricket. And I don't actually remember the outcome of the game. I don't know if we'd won or lost |
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