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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone 135

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Mouth ulcers are looking for exciting new real estate opportunities and teeth don't make any sense! The boiz are invited to enjoy Netflix's The GOOP Lab(oratory) and/or conduct a miniseries of podcasts from a bathtub. We also hear from a new father who is infecting his baby son's brain with Tim and Guy. Plus - a room that can speak Chinese (not a language btw) when the occupant cannot. It is a mess.


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0:00.0

Welcome to a friend zone, in a friend zone, you're always old, in a friend zone, you're not alone, anytime, with Tim and Guy.

0:19.2

Hello, friend. I am Guy. And hello, friend. It's me, you're better friend.

0:27.5

That's right. Reflected in my computer screen, looking directly at me and currently beaming into your ears is the delightful Timbat.

0:39.5

So, delightful, but not delighted. Oh, no, Tim. Whatever is the problem. Wow.

0:48.4

Patreon powers will know this. Maybe we're already depending on how I'm releasing these, but every now,

0:53.0

I got, I got the people, Tim, the before you say this, the people absolutely have a right to know, and it is right to know, I've got a mouth also on my tongue.

1:04.5

Upside, up top or down low, like on the end. Oh, right on the tip. Yeah. It's such a weird place for an ulcer and it really sucks.

1:14.3

I respect it. That's an ulcer that's like, you know, looking for exciting new real estate opportunities, ulcers traditionally would never think to look on the tip of the time.

1:25.6

Very shitty, very annoying. Makes it hard to talk, changes the shape of one's mouth when you do, and it makes eating salt and vinegar chips.

1:35.6

My very favorite flavor, a real nightmare. Is that how you found out you had an ulcer on coming on?

1:42.3

No, I could feel it for the whole time. It's crazy. The tongue's proximity to the teeth. Olive has bitten her tongue a few times recently, and she's sort of just like, what the, like the plan is obviously huge.

1:55.5

It's also so put out by it. It's like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, man. I so agree with her.

2:02.2

It is a massive design for that. We've got these incredibly sharp, strong chompers designed just to bite down on shit.

2:11.0

Right next to this big, fleshy muscle thing that wiggles around too much. What do we like?

2:17.6

If only we were like bacteria. Wait, the bacteria do this? Digesting stuff outside our bodies and then absorbing the nutrition.

2:25.3

Okay, here's a challenge for you, Tim. I'm thinking of a TV show might be Nickelodeon would have been, you know, of our vintage coming up might be a cartoon network show.

2:36.3

But some of the characters, they might have been villains, they're very simple, were amoebas.

2:40.9

They were characters that were just amoebas, and they were like the thickest characters on the show. They were kind of gross.

2:48.8

Um, don't get any bells. Was it in cartoon, cartoon, that same thing that had like, um, Prometheus and Bob, and I don't know.

2:59.5

But I can remember like the imagery of the amoebas on. Yeah, on that. I don't know, man. I'm going to read a message aloud while you find that guy,

3:09.8

because that's why we're here to share some beautiful messages mainly to paper ourselves up.

3:14.3

The Amoeba Boys from the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, Powerpuff Girls.

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