Friendzone 119

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Alice (of the Treasure of the Four Crowns fame) forces Tim and Guy to consider whether they'd rather work through the worst five of Adam Sandler or Eddie Murphy's back catalogue. Willem sets up an It's Always Sexy in Philadelphia crossover spectacular with Mr Big, Mrs Kelly and Frank. What happens next? And how horny is it? A message from Bremen, Ohio sparks a stroll down memory lane, as the boys remember life when you could... travel?

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0:00.0	Imagine you, you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head, taking in the views,
0:09.6	instead of taking on the road, maybe even taking a nap. That's the bliss of getting where you
0:15.5	need to go without worrying about driving. Book your train journey via avantiwascoast.co.uk
0:23.0	and we'll take you there. Avantiwascoast, feel good travel.
0:30.0	Hello everybody, it's friendzone time. That's nice. Tim, right before you push the record button,
0:58.0	you end like this. Deep breath in, deep breath out. The breath out wasn't deep, it was sort of
1:07.5	troubled. It was deep. Is it a good energy? I think so. Do you have good energy? Right now?
1:15.3	Yeah. Yeah man, I've got caffeine seething. That's not the right word. What do you say?
1:22.1	Causing through my veins. Yeah. Causing. And possibly seething. Seething through my veins.
1:27.6	To seethe is to be furious. I'm steaming mad at coffee. Steaming mad at dirt. Who's slogan is that?
1:36.8	It's the right doctor. The only doctor that has neither a medical qualification nor a PhD.
1:45.5	It's just the self-appointed guy. Dr Phil? Dr Phil is one's real man and you know that. Although
1:51.2	his registration is lapsed. I think it's a bit dubious that he calls himself a doctor.
1:55.6	Did you know that? I want you to start looking into my credentials. He is a medical doctor,
2:02.0	so he uses doctor, but he's like no longer registered. Oh no, what? He must be a psychologist,
2:06.8	right? How on you to get excited about your life? You know, whatever he says. Sounds about right?
2:12.4	Are you good? Are you happy? Who cares, man? You're working. You're working hard. You're working
2:19.6	yourself to the bone. Or hardly working. Are you hardly working? No, no, I'm working pretty hard.
2:28.0	Yeah. Yeah. Cool man. What about you? I'm working pretty hard. What are we working on, guy?
2:38.3	What are we doing, guy? You're editing a podcast for a third party. Yeah.
2:41.8	Audible. Constantly. Yeah. And in between, you know, that you have other projects that you turn to,
2:50.2	as this is what I understand you're doing, as respite from the mountain of work you have in front of
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