Friendship Bidet (VOY S5E12)
The Greatest Generation
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4.9 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
When a holographic war breaks out on Planet X, Captain Janeway gets into character to help unstick the ship. But with the safeties permanently off for the visiting photonic gangsters, an alliance with Captain Proton is their best chance to defeat Chaotica. How far down does the Bolian bifurcation go? Could Fek'lhr’s Robot ever learn to love? Who is the sexual Milhouse of Voyager? It’s the episode that brakes for goth girls!
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. |
| 0:03.2 | Engage! |
| 0:15.1 | Welcome to the greatest generation. |
| 0:16.8 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are just a little bit embarrassed. |
| 0:20.2 | They have a Star Trek podcast. I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:22.6 | I'm Adam Kranica. |
| 0:24.1 | My watch said I took a hard fall just now. |
| 0:27.3 | Oh, because you clapped? |
| 0:28.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.7 | I must have clapped really hard. |
| 0:32.0 | I've never seen that before of you. |
| 0:34.6 | Is it possible that your watch could tell that you were about to start recording an episode |
| 0:40.7 | of a Star Trek podcast? |
| 0:42.2 | And it was like, maybe I should call somebody that can help. |
| 0:46.3 | Yeah, maybe you'd be happier in a hospital. |
| 0:51.0 | I have had that before. |
| 0:52.3 | I forget what triggered it. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm gonna do it. |
| 1:02.3 | My watch says it looks like you've taken a hard fall. |
| 1:06.1 | Whoa. |
| 1:07.1 | But it was something similarly not a fall. |
| 1:12.2 | Were you wearing it while jerking off? |
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