It might be a hard pill to swallow, but yeah, I mean,

I'm trying to change the dynamic of our friendship.

I just, like, have realized whenever I know

that my best friend, like, feels like a little type of way

about him, I'm not gonna be like, hey, you know,

like, it influenced the way that I feel about him.

I don't want that to happen anymore. I have plenty of friends who inventor about him, so I don't have to come to you.

That's what I'm saying.

Hello. Hello, you guys, welcome back to another episode of everyone's business, but mine with me, Kara Berry, talking Southern Charm, everybody makes me want to vomit with the exception of Charlie and Vanita at this point.

Everybody can get it.

And Rodrigo and Molly.

Really, it's just Sally and Austin and Shep and Craig that can get it.

And that's basically been the narrative I've been running with this whole season, so I will be continuing it.

Okay?

You can get consistency over here at EBBM that's for sure so here's the thing what happens we're off from itchy grass

farm and happy people are making me want to itch my ass this episode so let's get into it

we start off with Vanita telling Austin, Madison's in labor, but like don't tell anybody.

I have learned my lesson about spreading information in this group before, and y'all are

about to catch me slipping now. Am I doing this on camera? Yes.

Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? No. I think,

well, I know that Madison, I guess, told Vanita at the end of the episode, don't tell anybody

because I saw a video of somebody crashing the fuck out and being like, Vanita's the worst

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