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Welcome to the naughty but nice show. I'm your host, Rob Schueter. It is Tuesday. We have a special guest today. Our friend Garrett Vogel from Z-100, who we normally have on a Monday, was not here yesterday, but he is today. Aren't we lucky? Hello, Garrett. Are you there? Yes. Hello, Rob Schuiter. yes, it's one of those weird weeks where, you know, Memorial Day weekend gives some people a three-day weekend. So your week starts on a Tuesday, but you go into the week going, it's Monday, but it's Tuesday. So you're always going to be a day behind this weekend. A day behind and a dollar short is the theme song, I think, to my life. But it does throw you off, doesn't it? It did actually throw me off. So I hope you all had a wonderful memorial day. I hopefully, too, you paid a little time and thought about what the day's really about. But I did a show yesterday, Garrett. I did a solo show. I get a little nervous when I don't have you or anyone to talk to. I do too because then people will realize that you can do this all by yourself and you're doing yourself out of a job, everybody. I wasn't alone. All the noughties were here. So thank you for listening to yesterday's show. I know it's a little rough when I'm by myself. It's hard to sort of laugh and talk to yourself.

See, you're a critic. You're your own critic, Rob Schroeder. You weren't as bad. Like, don't apologize for being by yourself. You, you, you, honestly, you are, you are, very good. I want you to look in the mirror and tell yourself that you are very good. Hey, let's jump in, so we've got a ton of gossip, my friends.

What time is it?

It is.

Tea time.

Teat time.

Teat o'clock.

So the friends are responded. We've got a ton of gossip, my friends. What time is it? It is. Tea time. Big exclusive at the top of the show.

So the friends are responding to Matthew Perry's health questions. If you remember, they did this big reunion.

Clearly something was a little off with Matthew Perry. What they're claiming the official announcement is that he had dental surgery just before the show.

We'll leave that there. We're not going to doubt him, but that's the official, official response.

Now people associated with the show are being asked about it. I bet this is bugging them,

Garrett. They did this reunion, this big special, to really advertise that HBO has bought

the rights to stream the Friends catalogue. They spent over $400 million. They wanted us

talking about friends. We are sort of, but we're also talking about Matthew Perry. So now the

director has had to come forward and said, quote, I loved working with him.

He's brilliantly funny.

Great one-liners.

And I feel lucky to just be in his presence.

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