Friends & Punks

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode Matt discusses his friend who has gone full MAGA, why Matt is still friends with him even though he wants to punch him in his face 24/7, and why no one should stop being friends with anyone just because of their politics. Then he gets into a variety of topics, including but not limited to: Perrier’s immense and obvious superiority to La Croix, The Dixie Chicks and Lady Antebellum changing their names, the ridiculous Jerry Falwell Jr. sex scandal and how it compares to the sex scandals of all the other fallen Christian leaders, why the fuck so many MAGA people think they’re ‘punk rock’ even though the LEAST ‘punk rock’ thing someone could POSSIBLY do is love the President of the United States— and, of course, the dementedness of this week’s RNC.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Not too young. Hello and welcome to Matalea is confused.
0:16.0	This is Matalea and... Matt Delia and I got some shit to talk about today.
0:29.0	Fuck, I'm so excited I almost knocked over my Perrier.
0:32.0	Perrier, when are you you gonna fucking sponsor me?
0:35.0	Mr. Perry, I know you're listening.
0:37.0	I don't even drink water.
0:40.0	I only drink parier.
0:42.0	And let me tell you something from the start.
0:44.9	All you motherfuckers who say that you like LaCroy better and it is pronounced
0:50.5	LaCroy. It's not Laquois, it is not the croix. It's not l'lachau. It's the croix. I went to the
0:59.6	fucking website and I learned how to say it. I learned how to say it because I wanted to say with full authority that it's not that good. I'll drink it.
1:08.0	Anything's better than fucking regular ass boring ass water, but it doesn't even sniff perrier.
1:18.8	Perrier, sponsor me, Mr. Perry, I know you're listening.
1:27.0	That's not what I wanted to talk about oh also before I get into the shit we restockedocked the merch store, so go to Matt Delia.com
1:35.6	slash store and get all your fucking shit, put it on, take pictures of you, send it to me,
1:42.4	make my day, I'll be happy.
1:45.0	I try to make you happy, make me happy.
1:50.0	If you order shit, take a picture, send it.
1:52.0	I love it. Also or any orders over a hundred dollars the
1:56.1	shipping is free and a lot of you are overseas Europe and Canada and Australia. We're working on that. That's coming soon.
2:06.0	In fact, we're talking to the guy today about making sure we can get it out abroad.
2:13.0	Okay. get it out abroad. Okay, now, I got a friend.
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