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Tyrus & The Wise Men

Friends, Not Hostages

Tyrus & The Wise Men

FOX News Podcasts

News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

41.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Kat and Tyrus express concern for one five-year-old Lamborgini lover. Tyrus announces his plans to audition to be the new Mr. Clean. And Kat plans to seek justice for professional mermaids, next week on the Fox News Channel. PLUS: Kat explains why Candy Crush would make her an awful crossing guard. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's time to take the quiz.

0:01.7

Five questions, five minutes a day, five days a week.

0:04.3

Take the quiz every weekday at the Quiz dot Fox

0:07.3

and then listen to the Quiz podcast to find out how you did.

0:10.2

Clay, share, and of course listen listen to the quiz at the quiz.

0:14.0

Fox.

0:15.0

What it is, this is Tyrous and Timp.

0:20.0

I'm Tyrous with my co-captain the Tint.

0:24.0

Hello!

0:26.0

Everybody having a good week?

0:28.0

Well, you know, it's pretty much the same as every other week.

0:31.0

Well, you sit inside and you watch a bunch of TV and you know I've been

0:37.3

really getting big into Candy Crush and... That's the video game you like lineup, it's like Tetris, but.

0:44.6

Yeah, it's really, yeah, you know, and I discovered a trick where I can I can manipulate what time it is in my phone settings in order to get unlimited lives.

0:59.0

Oh, now they still have the thing where you have to buy things all the time, all the extras?

1:05.0

Yeah, you're supposed to and I, I, I, well I have.

1:10.0

I was going to say I haven't, but I don't want to lie.

1:14.0

I despise phone games with a passion because I have kids and that's how they loop them in and they're,

1:22.0

oh damn, I get a free game?

1:24.0

And then I'll go to Apple bill for like $500.

1:28.0

They need to buy this jewel daz or re-up this or this bullet tries your chest or whatever it is so a lot of phone

1:36.2

calls to Apple saying you're charging a five-year-old and the thing is that they always reverse it, because I think they bank on for every parent that calls in and reverse it, five don't.

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