Friends Don't Let Friends Not Fight!
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, after it's speaking. |
| 0:02.4 | I get finished dinner. |
| 0:04.0 | Also, I wanted to tell Brian, one of the gal that I sit with, has a computer, a laptop, I think, or something. |
| 0:11.2 | Anyway, she wanted to know about, well, the girls were going to know what's the name of this podcast. |
| 0:16.7 | Well, she looked up under his name and found it, and not only did you find it, |
| 0:27.4 | it said it's the number one podcast in your area or in your, I don't know, but it's the number one podcast, and they got to see a picture of Brian. |
| 0:30.1 | They thought it was just darling. |
| 0:32.0 | And so they're going to, tonight they're going to, they have the ability to listen to podcasts, |
| 0:36.7 | and they're going to listen to his podcast tonight. |
| 0:40.0 | I hope maybe this weekend you can come over here and visit. |
| 0:44.0 | I love you very much, sweetheart. |
| 0:45.9 | Talk to you soon. |
| 0:46.9 | Bye-bye. |
| 0:51.2 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 2:03.9 | The phone works both ways, bro. Like, you know, we could talk to each other. And he remembered... We just went to the comedy show together. We did, but that's not enough for him. He's like my extra wife. He's like a second wife. He is. It's never enough for me. He needs more of my time that I am able to give. He got a taste. He got a taste. He got a little tasty teen or Brian. And listen, when you get a tasty tea of these teas bags, you want the full dip. You know what I'm talking about? You want a full-throated taste of Brian. You want the D-D cancer. Yeah, that's right. And then 24 hours later, you're like, that guy's a real asshole. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 in the morning! Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on this 3,000th episode of The Commercial Break. I really appreciate it. In case you haven't heard, I want to say it right at the top of the show and then I'll shut up until the next episode of the commercial break. |
| 2:08.3 | Twelve hours of TCB, May 31st, that's the Saturday market calendars kids. |
| 2:37.8 | Celebrities, fun in games, probably Chrissy and I sleeping a little bit on air, or the opposite will be high on some kind of, you know, Colombian marching powder that keeps us going throughout the day or five-hour energy. We have plenty of that, Chrissy. Yes, we do. I mean, I'm eyeing that five-hour energy right now. I'm like, well, it's not good for my heart, but, you know, you only live once. Twelve hours of TCB, celebrating five years of the commercial five years it's so hard to believe it's hard to wrap your head around how long this has been going on it feels in a lot of ways like |
| 2:42.4 | yesterday and in some ways it feels very much not like yesterday it feels like we've been doing this |
| 2:48.1 | for a lot longer all of our lives yeah well i mean when you're this deep in, it's, it is, it's like all consuming. It's just as, that's all I remember is the commercial, but I don't even remember which other jobs I have if I'm being completely honest with it. I know. It's so crazy too, because starting it in the pandemic, I mean, there's been so much to happen. So much in such a short period of time. |
| 3:09.5 | And it's been the longest five years of my life and the shortest five years of my life. |
| 3:14.1 | I've had multiple children. |
| 3:15.3 | I mean, it's just like, we could go on and on. |
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