You will get to sound off on whether or not black people are disabled as the Supreme Court reliable.

Oh God.

I'd say something that'll get us canceled.

If you really want me to, I mean...

I'll tell you, waiting in the wings the last few minutes was quite entertaining.

Far too much friendly small talk so far as friendly fire.

We've got a lot of the friendly, but not the fire.

Friends like D, Scootieeat-eemies, and friends are these, goonied enemies. So what? We're just going to kibits for the first part of it? Is that the idea? Or we're going to actually just jump into the show? My favorite part is when Knowles reads the stage directions. Yeah, hold on. I got it.

What is it saying?

Look hot.

Okay.

All right.

That's fine.

We're there.

Ben, you're positively glowing.

You're out of the country.

I am out of the country.

I am.

I'm still here. And I will say that Donald Trump in Jerusalem is a thing, man.

We'll probably talk about a little bit later, but that dude can light up a country. I mean, really, really strong stuff. Where are you guys? Obviously, you're back in the States. My understanding is that you and Claven are headed to like Yodel in the Alps or something, correct? Next week? Yes, we're going for strudel in Austria. I'm very excited. We are... Probably more... Probably more exciting for Knowles than for Claven given the history there. The father went front. It was a very short period of time. It doesn't quite get me to Liechtenstein and my Bonnie Prince Charlie over there, but it's one step closer. I can't believe that we're like a minute in and you already did the Bonnie Prince Charlie.

Like it should take you at least an hour to get there, but no, we're starting off hot right there. That's actually our whole show. Thanks so much for tuning in folks. No, do you know what today is? Today is actually two momentous events, because we're celebrating a decade of the daily wire, Not just by looking backward, but by looking forward.

Also, I don't know if you guys know this.

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