Scootie, enemies, and friends are these.

Scooties enemies.

Now, Noel's Wiery.

Why are you?

I've been hot wiping for 50 years, man.

No, I don't think you want to, I don't know if you want that clip.

Oh, maybe it means something else.

So I found out it was in the New York Post, and there was a survey that 71% of kinky couples, so that's a subset of couples, 71% say that it helped their marriage to pimp out their wife to other guys. Okay, that's something different than I've been doing. Yeah, that's it. What are the other 30% of kinky couples doing? You know, the other 30% are very wholesome, actually.

I think a little kinky if I could.

And Knowles, I'm just wondering, like, why are we doing the Pears Morgan show here? Like, why is that a thing that we're doing now? Hold on that. I want to know, what's the new feud going to be this week? Are there any? Who else are we going to hit? I want to start a feud with Rachel Madd out

because it would be kind of like right in the mirror, you know?

Yeah, I mean, I feel like the feud with Peers is actually the stupidest one. That's the dumbest one. I mean, the Peers one, I don't even understand why he's mad. I said that his show is the Jerry Springer of politics. Did I miss that? Yeah, you called him a click horror. Well, that was, No, that was after. So I started by saying that he was the Jerry Springer of politics, which he is, and then he admitted online to being.

He, like, tweeted out a picture of himself with Jerry Springer and talked about Jerry Springer was great, but he was super pissed about, here's the thing that Clears does, because he is indeed a click whore. In fact, he, he at this point runs an entire Click Whore house. He is the mad um of the click whore house.

He's the...

By the way...

The best little click whore house in Britain. The best little click whore house in Britain. I know you do, Michael. Listen, you're free to go wherever you want. By the way, I feel like that's a good full-scale demonstration of my point, which is me saying that he's a click whore

doesn't mean that I'm saying anybody should not go on his show

or that he's being canceled in some way.

You're going on his show.

It's fine with me. You want to waste your life doing that? I mean, I suppose that you can. We all make our decisions. But he got he got fake mad about that. Hey, guys, guys, I have to stop you for a minute. somebody is talking to my ear and I can't I I I drew that's not he's actually less

interesting than you are which is like kind of a shock to myself somebody is talking in my ear and I can't I I drew that's not he's actually less

interesting than you are which is like kind of a shock to my system no true that's

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