Okay, thanks for coming to our friend Tryouts.

We just have a few questions to see if you'd be a good match for us.

If you could date one of our mothers, which would you date?

Have you ever been to prison?

No, that one thing you did that one time with that one person.

Why did you do that? You got any yellow mama jokes?

Do you think Jesus was good at bowling?

I don't suppose you could teach us how to duggy per se,

but could you teach us how to knit?

Where do babies come from? Be specific.

Sing your favorite air supply song.

Do you believe in corporal punishment?

How much time do you spend skipping when no one is looking?

So from like one to needy, where do you fall?

Did you lie about liking Celine Dion music back in 1995?

Do you hear voices in your head?

I don't think so. Yeah.

Hey, welcome to day two, all of our live churches and our network churches

and those of you joining us from countries all over the world at church online.

Also a big shout out to livechurch.tv, Stillwater, Oklahoma,

celebrating the 10 year anniversary today.

We congratulate you and are so thankful for all that God has done over the past decade.

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