Good morning Crystal Lake Campers. I am your counselor broadcaster Bradley group.

And I'm your counselor, uh, what was the term you used there?

Crystal Lake Camp Counselor broadcaster?

Yes, the Camp Counselor broadcaster, Terence Slim. That's right, Terence. That's right, Terence. Oh, what a beautiful day it is and what a beautiful

summer that's about to begin and we're going to reopen Crystal Lake here in 1980.

It's a very exciting time for you and me, but also for the future campers.

It sure isn't.

I know we all know what happened 22 years ago.

Okay, can we just put that aside?

How about the first camp rule?

We forget about that double homicide 22 years ago, okay?

What happened in 58th, stayed in... homicide 22 years ago. Okay?

What happened in 58, stayed in 58, and 57 when that young deformed frog boy drowned in the lake.

So let's say 57 you're going to heaven. Right. 58 it's time for you to go out on a date.

That's right and we encourage all kinds of promiscuity and casual sex here because the past is past.

And nothing bad is going to happen anymore.

Let's get ready for the summer.

Feel free to make out first base, second base, third base,

and then smoke some grass.

So you're at it at least.

And I am into a little something that I've been passing around to some of the counselors called

Strip Monopoly.

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