Today's episode of the Chad Duke Show, of course, is brought to you by Monks Barbecue in Percival,

but it is co-sponsored by Patrick McWilliams, who is kind enough to donate on Chaddukeshow.com.

That's right. That's how low rent we are around here, how beggared and how the hard times have fallen.

The Fortress of Solid Dudes. You donate 100 bucks on Chadduk Show.com.

You become a presenting sponsor like my good, close, personal friend, Patrick McWilliams.

I hear he's hung like the Red October.

Thank you, Patrick.

And on with the show.

Hello, friend those.

Its host's name is Chad Dukes.

And I am burdened with glorious purpose.

It's the Chad Duke's radio show.

It's not free of him.

So give Chad a call.

Here's the number.

385-645-5-375. It's Millat. What is that now? 12 hands in a row. Dukes, you son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky. Now here's your host, The Big Silly. Chad Dukes. Charlie Hope Hill. Alpha. D alpha., yeah, dooks, dig it.

There's a progression, God.

It's a chat to show.

It's a chat to show.

It's a chat dude show.

It's a chat to show.

It's a chat dude show.

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