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Now here is a show that's worth exactly how much you paid for it.

Hello, friendos.

Its host's name is Chad Dukes.

And I am burdened with glorious purpose.

It's the Chad Duke's radio show.

It's not free of him.

So give Chad a call.

Here's the number. 385-645, 537. It's Millat. What is that, Lil? 12 hands in a row. Dukes, you son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky. Now here's your host, The Big Silly. Chad Dukes. Charlie, Hotel, Elfer, Adulka, yeah, dukes.

Dig it!

There but for the grace of God, do with me.

Where the nickel size hell hell and the damaging winds, we rode over New York, never let us back in.

We blew out the lights, kick a windows in, and when the law up, said they're going to have to take us in.

Death's getting on my music.

I'm looking to myself in the camera here.

I realize what a fan boy I look like today.

Fucking dressed like it's week 15.

I'm all ginned up, man.

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