Friday, Friday, Galadji on my day. Hallelujah, hallelujah, it's Friday. The weekend's here and we'll have a kid of me. We'll relax. Hallelujah, hallelujah, and take off our slags. Hallelujah, hallelujah, it's in a rubber house and a rotten underway. Halle'a'a.

Oh yeah.

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The economy is getting run over by these communist global warming addendums the same way I was run over by a garbage truck.

And then what happens?

I don't have to tell you who pays, do I?

America pays.

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And then he just quit his job.

Out of the blue. No pension, no insurance. Just a moron pulling weeds on his half acre farm

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When a family structure breaks down like this, America pays.

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And don't even get me started on the 40-year-olds who still live at home and steal their followers, clobbler.

You think they just give that stuff away?

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