This installment of Friday release valve is brought to you by X-ray glasses from

Vunderkim Industries.

Folks, we live in the future using the power of technology we can slip a pair of glasses on, activate

the portable battery, and have literal x-ray vision, which is obviously designed for emergency medical technician and

osteopathic surgeons in the field so that they can see fractured bones or

other medical issues right then on the spot.

It goes without saying you can't see naked people using them, so please,

please quit writing me letters saying that you got defective x-ray glasses because you can't see

naked people.

Can you see their skeletons?

Yeah, you can.

Then your x-ray glasses are working just fine.

Don't bug me about it.

You've been to a doctor, right?

It's not like they have a setting on their x-ray machines for just see the skin.

That's never been a thing, ever.

They negatively charge an electrode and then release the energy towards an anode in high velocity.

That energy passes through soft tissue but it clides with harder material like bones or metal.

That's an x-ray. That's what you're buying.

They don't see clothes and they don't see skin.

I have received over 52 angry emails from you people over the last month telling me my show

sponsor sent defective x-ray glasses

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